Security

Our apartment complex has a 24 hour guard detail, three "guard dogs"who we've named Guinness, Mr. T, and Sadie, and is surrounded by a large wall topped with broken glass and electrified wire. One of the guards named Yousblat (no idea how it's really spelled) is a nice guy.

The other guard looks like a serial killer. He only works at night and neither wears a hooded rain slicker or ski mask, despite it being about 50F degrees out. I half expected him to have a meat hook or severed head in his hand when he came to check out our taxi before letting us in the gate.